Back to sharing some of the many (ha!) crazy thoughts going on inside my head today.
Truth is, I NEEEEEEEDD a new purse and I found a D&B purse I liked in TTown a few weeks ago and then talked myself out of it. I don't buy expensive purses. That's just me and I'm okay with it. But if you need drugs, I'm your girl.
Also while we were in Alabama, I got to talking to my cousin, Mirya, about spaghetti squash and how I really wish I could hire someone to just do that whole process for me. I want to try it, but I don't want all the work. I think the texture would just send me over the edge.
I made Stephanie write thank you notes for her graduation gifts the night before she left the country. She said, "We don't do this in Orlando." I said, "You're not in Orlando anymore, honey! It's the southern thing to do, so get to writin'!"
Alise and I are "ate up" with the cooking shows this summer! Did y'all see Cory on Food Network Star last week?! I have my personal opinions (of course!) of some of the other contestants, but I'll save them for now. We're also watching Master Chef on Wednesday nights. I've seen an advertisement for Gordon Ramsey's new show, but I haven't decided if I'm ready to go there yet.
Only in Louisiana does a twelve year old name her pink flamingo pool float, Leonard. Well, ol' Leonard's two wings busted recently at pool parties and Wayne is in tight with the manager of a local pool supply store in our area and she offered to give him store credit for the ol' bird AND let us keep Leonard! So now we have a bird and a pineapple floating around in our pool! OH! AND a donut AND a watermelon. No more pool floats, please!
I had to google how to spell the word, confidentiality, at work this week. I've always been quite the speller! Blonde moment indeed.
How in the hell is it that every. single. one. of Alise's camps this summer, the prices have gone UP, but the camp is shortened by a day?! That makes no sense to me!
Within the last two weeks, I've had to explain about pregnancy tests and little foil packages.
Anyone else need a drink?