First thing Monstah do when she gets in that there chair is whip out that crazy phone. She think e'rebody wanna see her normal foot beside me! 'Cause e'rebody knows I got stuck with the bad foot of a crazy woman!
We don't hafta wait long and the nurse called us back straight to x-ray. They only took two x-rays this time and Monstah say, "Umph! How's that twit gonna be able to see anything with just two x-rays? They took a million of them last time!" To which I wanted to reply, "Well, baby, ya foot wasn't as BIG as it was last time so maybe that's why they don't need as many!" But I kept my mouth shut. She didn't like it when I told her a few weeks ago she was gonna have cankles. I learned my lesson on that one.
We get in a room and Monstah throws me to the curb up against the wall and hops her big butt up on that exam table. Then she sees her foot up on the computer and hops down, whips out that stupid phone again, and takes another picture. Like anybody wants to see her x-ray!
This here her x-ray!
I try my best to 'splain this to y'all. Y'all see her heel? Not the bright white at the edge of her heel, but the next bright shadow just before it is the new bone growth. That where her fracture be. Was. Whatevah. So the twit was happy that Monstah was making progress. So happy, he went and got her this insert to put in the bottom of me, so that her heel would feel more comfortable. Heaven forbid she not feel comfortable! And now, I got a pet! Pet Ip! So, yea, now me and Ip got to carry round all this heavy weight! Ip ain't much help. He just lays there.
But wait! That ain't all!
Twit tells Monstah she can start trying to walk without Tuity & Fruity! I fell ovah on the floor when I heard dat. Literally, I fell ovah. No more help from Tuity & Fruity?! My world is coming to an end! I just THOUGHT I was carrying alotta weight! Twit told her to go slow, but in a few weeks, she wouldn't need them anymore and wait! Just as he was walking out of the room, he said, "I'll see ya again in four weeks!" Monstah and I be like, "Wait, wait! Four weeks? What you talking 'bout? We've been coming every three weeks, Doc!" And he said, "Let's give it an extra week and see what happens."
I won't tell you what Monstah said. But I be like, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!" Or something like that.
So we see Twit again on August 28th. Four weeks, y'all! Me and Ip gotta lotta work to do! Monstah says she gonna be drinking lots of milk ovah the next few weeks so she can "spark that bone growth." Yea, I got something she can spark!
I be linking up with these fine blogs this week!
And this new Link up over at Jenn's blog!