It's been a while since Alise has said something so silly and call me crazy, but I had to write it down so I could remember to share it here on our blog.
Alise: "Do you know what Abby told me yesterday at cheer?" (I have NO idea who Abby is, so I thought it was ok to share her "real" name).
Me: "No, what?"
Alise: "She told me that some robbers broke in her house and stole their TV, and their WEED and their computer!" (I. am. falling. out. of. the. car. in hysterics over the WEED part, which I hope to God she meant WII!!)
Alise: "And you know what else, Mother? (Yes, she likes to call me “mother” from time to time…)
Me: "No what?"
Alise: "She’s gonna hafta sale lemonade so she can get her TV, WEED, and computer back!" (More of trying to keep a straight face to which there was nothing I could say. I was utterly speechless.)