Or at least a girls 4 to 5 year old t-ball team!
"Moma, I'm hot!"
"Moma, I'm thirsty!"
"I gotta go to the bathroom!"
"Jordan!! Don't hit the ball so hard!"
"When is it going to be MY turn to bat?"
"Let's build a sand castle in the dirt today!!"
"Look at my new shoes, Coach! They're pink! My favorite color!!"
"My mom says she needs a schedule so she can plan my birthday party!" Yes, that would be my child!
"What are the cops doing here??"
"Somebody tell the boys to get off our field! They stink!!"
And my absolute FAVORITE comment:
"When we have a real game, will there be hotdogs??!!"
Our REAL games start next Saturday, April 17th. We have three - count 'em, THREE - games that day! By that time, I WILL be needing a hotdog (and I don't even like hotdogs!)!!
P.S. Our Coach is from Tuscaloosa. How awesome is that?