Friday, February 05, 2010

Hurricane WHO DAT

Outlook for the Atlantic, Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico…

Hurricane Whodat is predicted to make landfall on the Florida coast in the
vicinity of Miami on 7 Feb 2010 at approximately 2200Z (5:00 PM EST). This
extremely powerful hurricane is expected to produce damaging Shockey waves
and a Category 5 Brees. Reports from shipping indicate that this unstoppable
storm has blown a huge flock of Cardinals all the way to Arizona, and that
it has sunk a replica Viking longboat, the Brettigfǻvren. Livestock, in
particular young horses or colts, will be in severe danger of being decimated.
Predictive damage estimates are unavailable at this time, but they are
expected to be significant.

All interests in and near the Miami area are advised to prepare for a storm
surge of catastrophic proportions as Hurricane Whodat begins to arrive in
approximately 3 days.

Next advisory 07 Feb 2010 at 0300Z (10:00 PM EST).