After my major rant last week, I never dreamed that the idiocracies would keep coming!!
Now, it seems that we have beef jerky in our vending machine at work! Where did that come from?
And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that all us fancy-schmancy hospital people got together around the big round table and came up with a way to keep all you ill, heart-conditioned people coming back to see us! Beef Jerky is actually spelled H-E-A-R-T C-A-T-H backwards. We actually paid someone to put this stuff in the machine!!
But only the best for our patients! It’s got branding!
Look! Reimbursement is so bad right now that the fancy people are putting this crap in the schmancy people’s (that’s me!) vending machine! It’s like spiking the punch if you ask me!
I sure hope there’s a nice surprise inside the package in the shape of a very strong breath mint (Because you’re SOL if you’re looking for a $1,000-off coupon on your hospital bill)!