I did not witness the Tuscaloosa police take a cowbell - yes, a cowbell - away from a MSU fan sitting near us. Did you know those things were illegal? Or is that just in Alabama? I also did not see a fan almost get arrested for disturbing the peace in the stands behind us. Yes, she was quite inebriated and a few beer cans were recovered by the cops, but disturbing the peace? If that's the case, then the whole STADIUM needed to be arrested!
I did not get home at 3:15 AM Sunday after riding with my husband for four hours from Tuscaloosa back to Monroe after the game. I did not beg the McDonald's drive-thru clerk in Meredian, Mississippi to please just give me a regular cheeseburger because that's what I really wanted - instead of the quarter pounder that I did not eat. She did not quickly inform me that my only choices were from the "after hours menu." Since when does McDonald's have an "after hours menu"?! Wouldn't a regular cheeseburger be easier to make than quarter pounders, Big Mac's, and ten piece chicken nuggets? I think they were just catering to the people like me that eat the most fattening stuff at night...LATE at night!
I did not realize at any time during that four hour ride home that I am old and no longer cut out for staying up past midnight. What was that my parents use to say? Something about nothing good happening after ten o'clock? Well, this moma did not literally turn in to a pumpkin after eating that quarter pounder!
I did not go to Walmart Sunday afternoon with no makeup and my hair not fixed and run into our friends, Chris & Amy Irvine and their little boy (and Alise's future husband), Jackson.
I did not finish my Christmas shopping this weekend. Okay, maybe I have two people left.
I did not play the Disney Princess Memory Game and Candy Land with my daughter for three hours on Sunday afternoon. I will be so glad when she can understand card games. I SO much like card games like "Go Fish" much better!
I did not nearly hyperventilate when Alise informed me that she didn't want to go to dance lessons anymore (after I just paid for her recital costume just two weeks ago!). It did not break my heart.
Have a great Monday!!